The home of Monday Night Wine, a former Prim (two consecutive years) and occasionally Lungelo when Sharl needs a black friend.
Stellenbosch University, Faculty of Medicine and Health Sciences, Meerhoff Residence, Block A, Floor 1.
Team Sheet:
1.Drikus Badenhorst: Gone missing. Allegedly Kidnapped. Main Suspect – Danielle Foot. She’s been since brought in for questioning.
2.Nicholas Boliter: He’s from East London the biggest township in South Africa, yes bigger than Soweto. Why sometimes people think he’s the black guy on the floor and not Shabz. He has a mixtape.
3.Gabriel Steyn Botha: I noticed that he’s got knees like a giraffe. His skinny jeans are tighter than your sisters. Apparently he shops at the female section and calls it hipster.
4.Louis Cordier: He runs more than an Ethopian hence the long recoveries in his room.
5.Douglas Heale: Seems like he has a roommate these days. My boy!!!! *as he does the pelvic thrust dance*.
6.Sifiso Shabangu: The most humble person.
7.Matthew Swart: Most gangster person I know. He attends 21sts without an invite. He got stabbed on the leg and cycled the Argus the next day. Apparently he’s the most wanted criminal. “Ja bra” is his slogan.
8.Sharl Theron: Sleeps at 21:00 and complains of having a late night. He has used the microwave twice to warm up his food this month so I can say his cooking is getting better.
Substitute – Lungelo Mlambo: Still on Loan from Hippokrates.
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